Russian President Vladimir (Poochie Pooh) Putin knows that the war in Ukraine is a tragedy that he is not to blame for causing. Thomas Mackintosh of the BBC quoted Poochie Pooh as saying, “There’s nothing to accuse us of. We’ve always seen Ukrainians as a brotherly people and I still think so. What’s happening now is a tragedy, but it’s not our fault.” Let Poochi Pooh tell it, the fault lies at the feet of the West.

Poochie Pooh believes the West is using mind powers in order to place Ukraine and other former Soviet territories into a political Matrix.

Evidence of the West’s superior mind powers is Ukraine’s rejection of all the “goodies” Russia offered to them. Here’s what Mackintosh quoted Poochie Pooh as saying about the “goodies” Russia offered to Ukraine, “For years, we tried to build good-neighbourly relations with Ukraine, offering loans and cheap energy, but it did not work.”

“It did not work” because like all loan sharks, Putin let his teeth show. Annexing Crimea and Sevastopol in 2014, en massing over 50,000 troops on Ukraine’s border, dropping bombs on women and children, blowing up Ukraine’s energy sources are all the ways that a loan shark, like Poochie Pooh, thought he could get what was due to him. And what Poochi Pooh thinks is due to him is Ukraine.
Oh, my bad, what I should have said is, “What Poochie Pooh knows is due to him is Ukraine.”

You see, folks, Poochie Pooh sees Ukraine like he does all former Soviet territories which is as Russia’s property. Before all of this modernization stuff began, the former Soviet Union was the Big Man on the corner in Asia and Eastern Europe and the Communist swag was the thing over on the other side of the hemisphere.

The former Soviet Union had East Germany and 15 former Soviet territories, which include what is today, Ukraine, under their belt. Knowing they were too big to fail, the the Soviet Union got themselves in a lot of hot mess like a 10-year war in Afghanistan, East Germans not liking the Berlin Wall, and conflict between the Communist bros and gals and the Westernize wing of the political spectrum in the former Soviet Union. Wars + political uprising + pressure within the government=Money dwindling.

Unable to duck and dodge all of their rocks that were boomeranging back at them, Former Soviet Union President Mikhail (Mickey G) Gorbachev decided to get rid of all of those problems. The Soviets got out of Afghanistan. They “tore down that wall,” and they broke up 15 territories into separate, sovereign lands.

Boris (Bo Bo) Yelstin became president. Bo Bo lasted a good eight years and would have lasted longer if it wasn’t for the war with Chechnya, in-fighting, and money woes.

In 1999, Yelstin handed his hat and apron to the new head chef of that hellish kitchen call Russia to Poochi Pooh. Happy to be the new head chef, Poochie Pooh went ahead and began cooking up his own special brand of mess.

Russia invaded Georgia, in 2008, and Poochie Pooh has been killing off a slew of journalists and politicians who he believes threatens his power.

Poochie Pooh would, of course, deny everything. He will say that his invasion of Georgia was due to Georgians picking on ethnic Russians and that the deaths of journalists, like Anna Politkovaskaya, and opposition leader Boris Nemtsov, were due to unforeseen circumstances caused by God.

Knowing God, He will surely say that the fact He’s given human beings free will is why He isn’t to blame for Poochie Pooh’s utter stupidity that has placed him on the elevator going down.

Speaking of Poochie Pooh’s utter stupidity, he continued with his bad decisions which had to do with his wanting to “Free Ukraine” from the grip of the devil’s hand. The devil being the West.

Poochie Pooh began, in 2014, with the annexation of two Ukrainian cities, Crimea and Sevastopol, and then he went at it again in 2022 with his “military campaign” in Ukraine.

As to be expected, things aren’t going swimmingly. With the help of the West, Ukraine has taken back several of its cities and towns, which Russia annexed, in the Donetsk and Kherson and Luhansk and Zaporizhzhia regions.

A person would think that the Ukrainians taking back their stuff that the Russiaians stole from them would be enough for Poochie Pooh to pick up what’s left of his army and head back to the safety and comfort of “Mother Russia’s” bosom. But, unh-unh. Poochie Pooh isn’t going to do what he sees as tucking tail and running. If Poochie Pooh tucks tail and run, then he won’t be able to “Free Ukraine” by beating Ukraine. Therefore, Putin is going to stay there and fight until he gets the upper hand, again.

Unfortunately for Poochie Pooh, he won't be getting the upper hand, again. The Ukrainians are giving Poochie Pooh and his crew a good butt whuppin’ that is “Charmin” softening the Russians’ hides so to the point that Poochie Pooh will have to crawl on his knees to the negotiation table and lie flat on his stomach in order to make a deal to end the war that he started.